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Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down
May 7, 2024 11:22:22 #
Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down
Just to inform all you liberals, this is satair from “The Bee”
https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noem-attends-kentucky-derby-to-see-if-any-horses-need-to-be-put-down?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
LOUISVILLE, KY — The annual spectacle and revelry of the world's most famous horse race was interrupted by an awkward moment as Kristi Noem attended the Kentucky Derby to see if any horses needed to be put down.
The South Dakota governor arrived at Churchill Downs decked out in the traditional spectator garb, complete with a festive hat and brandishing a shotgun with which she offered to put any unwanted horses out of their misery.
"Hey, guys! I'm ready to shoot some animals if anyone needs me to! Anyone? Anyone have a bad horse they need me to take care of?" Noem shouted excitedly as she strolled along the lower concourse with her 12-gauge locked and loaded. "I mean it. I'm here to do the hard things. If anybody has a horse they don't want, just say the word. I can take care of that for you. Permanently. I'm dishing out heaping portions of lead salad here, folks. Tell me when."
Other spectators seemed to be confused and slightly disturbed by Noem's presence. "It's a bit unsettling, yes," said one attendee who was sipping a mint julep. "I heard she kept trying to get access to the stables and told security ‘It's totally fine, I've got plenty of ammo.' I even overheard her telling a jockey to send her a text if his horse didn't perform well in the race. She seemed pretty serious about it."
At publishing time, Noem had been escorted off the property by security personnel but was last seen setting up a perch on a nearby building and assembling a sniper rifle.
Just to inform all you liberals, this is satair from “The Bee”
https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noem-attends-kentucky-derby-to-see-if-any-horses-need-to-be-put-down?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
LOUISVILLE, KY — The annual spectacle and revelry of the world's most famous horse race was interrupted by an awkward moment as Kristi Noem attended the Kentucky Derby to see if any horses needed to be put down.
The South Dakota governor arrived at Churchill Downs decked out in the traditional spectator garb, complete with a festive hat and brandishing a shotgun with which she offered to put any unwanted horses out of their misery.
"Hey, guys! I'm ready to shoot some animals if anyone needs me to! Anyone? Anyone have a bad horse they need me to take care of?" Noem shouted excitedly as she strolled along the lower concourse with her 12-gauge locked and loaded. "I mean it. I'm here to do the hard things. If anybody has a horse they don't want, just say the word. I can take care of that for you. Permanently. I'm dishing out heaping portions of lead salad here, folks. Tell me when."
Other spectators seemed to be confused and slightly disturbed by Noem's presence. "It's a bit unsettling, yes," said one attendee who was sipping a mint julep. "I heard she kept trying to get access to the stables and told security ‘It's totally fine, I've got plenty of ammo.' I even overheard her telling a jockey to send her a text if his horse didn't perform well in the race. She seemed pretty serious about it."
At publishing time, Noem had been escorted off the property by security personnel but was last seen setting up a perch on a nearby building and assembling a sniper rifle.
May 7, 2024 12:30:15 #
May 7, 2024 12:40:50 #
slatten49 wrote:
Kristi would make a very good VP and then a fantastic President for 8 years with Desantoes as VP then President for 8 years. Even they could not correct all the terrible crap created by Obama and his stepchild Biden.
May 7, 2024 18:24:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Kristi would make a very good VP and then a fantastic President for 8 years with Desantoes as VP then President for 8 years. Even they could not correct all the terrible crap created by Obama and his stepchild Biden.
May 8, 2024 21:56:40 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Kristi would make a very good VP and then a fantastic President for 8 years with Desantoes as VP then President for 8 years. Even they could not correct all the terrible crap created by Obama and his stepchild Biden.
OMG!!! You are kidding right?!
May 8, 2024 22:41:37 #
tomhoff24 wrote:
OMG!!! You are kidding right?!
Why are liberals not able to recognize humor????????
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