President, the Russians Are Calling!
May 5, 2024 11:34:53 #
President, the Russians Are Calling!
It was 1990 and Mikhail Gorbachev called POTUS Bush Sr. to request help with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. “This is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Gorbachev, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.' replied the President.
"I do need help," said Gorbachev . "Could you possibly send 100,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Gorbachev . "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 inches long and 3 inches in diameter?" said Gorbachev .
"No problem." replied the President and, with that, Bush hung up and called the President of condom company, "I need a favor, you've got to send 100,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," said the President of condom company.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10 inches long and 3 inches in diameter." "Easily done, Mr. President. Anything else?" "Yeah," said Bush. "I want each to say 'Made in the USA, Size: Small"
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It was 1990 and Mikhail Gorbachev called POTUS Bush Sr. to request help with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. “This is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Gorbachev, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.' replied the President.
"I do need help," said Gorbachev . "Could you possibly send 100,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Gorbachev . "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 inches long and 3 inches in diameter?" said Gorbachev .
"No problem." replied the President and, with that, Bush hung up and called the President of condom company, "I need a favor, you've got to send 100,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," said the President of condom company.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10 inches long and 3 inches in diameter." "Easily done, Mr. President. Anything else?" "Yeah," said Bush. "I want each to say 'Made in the USA, Size: Small"
https://www.ba-bamail.com/jokes/political-jokes/?jokeid=1259
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